Willing Sa ICI Si Sandro… Pero Handang Mag Hair Follicle Family Package Ba?
The political circus continues — and this time, it’s Rep. Sandro Marcos stepping into the spotlight saying:
“I am willing to appear before the ICI.”
Good. The nation deserves nothing less.
But the Internet asked a better, funnier, and far more interesting question:
“Willing ka rin ba mag-hair follicle test… with mom and dad? Family bonding ba?”
A line made viral by former Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon, instantly igniting 12,000+ laughing reactions and thousands of comments.
People are no longer impressed with scripted bravery.
They want genuine transparency — not talking points.
And in a country drowning in questions about insertions, kickbacks, and budget anomalies, the public now measures sincerity not by speeches…
but by what you’re willing to be tested for.
While Sandro says he’s ready to appear, many Filipinos feel this is not enough.
With allegations swirling around flood-control abuses, insertion schemes, and political family entanglements, “willing” isn’t a heroic word.
It’s the bare minimum.
The comment section tells the mood of the nation:
“Like lolo, tatay and your dad — mana-mana lang yan.”
“This runs in the blood.”
“Good luck Pilipinas. Sana next election wala nang Marcos.”
People aren’t just laughing —
they’re fed up.
Even more telling is the contrast:
While others scramble, excuse, and deflect…
VP Sara Duterte stood out as the only high official with ZERO insertions in the DPWH budgets.
Walang vested interest. Walang hidden budget.
Isang lider na hindi takot sa liwanag.
Satirical Point:
If Sandro wants to prove he’s clean,
the people already proposed the perfect solution —
“Family Hair Follicle Test Challenge 2025.”
Para malinaw. Para patas. Para tapos na ang usapan.
Because in Philippine politics today,
the truth is the most endangered species.
And sometimes, humor is the only weapon the people have left.
BIBLE REFLECTION (Politikanta Minute signature):
“For nothing is hidden that will not be disclosed, nor anything secret that will not come to light.” — Luke 8:17
Whether it’s budget insertions, shady deals, or hair follicles —
the truth will always grow back.
You can hide behind power, but you cannot outrun truth.
This is Politikanta Minute.
Where satire, truth, and Scripture collide.
Where the people see clearly —
kahit marami sa gobyerno ang nagkukunwari.
“Rep. Leandro Leviste Uncovers Massive Insertions in DPWH 2025 & 2026 Budgets”
Batangas First District Rep. Leandro Leviste has ignited a new wave of scrutiny over the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) after revealing that the agency’s 2025 and 2026 budget proposals contain massive insertions hidden within the National Expenditure Program (NEP).
According to Leviste, the DPWH’s upcoming budgets are not as transparent as the agency claims.
In fact, the congressman disclosed that:
🔹 P721.83 BILLION were inserted into the 2025 DPWH budget
🔹 P496.97 BILLION were added for 2026
Together, these total over P1.2 trillion in insertions.
🔸 "Hindi ito gawa ng DPWH engineers."
Leviste emphasized that these insertions did not originate from the agency’s planning engineers.
Instead, he claims the projects were proposed by politicians or contractors, then buried within DPWH’s internal files — a pattern eerily similar to the controversial Bicam insertions exposed in past years.
🔸 DPWH accused of hiding project proponents
Leviste challenged the DPWH:
“Ilabas niyo ang database ng project proponents.”
According to him, the DPWH is hesitant to release the full data because it includes proposals allegedly coming from:
• sitting congressmen
• senators
• Cabinet secretaries
• undersecretaries
• political contractors
If these internal files are made public, Leviste said, they would expose that the NEP — supposedly a technical and merit-based document — is already “loaded” with externally inserted projects even before the Bicam stage.
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🔸 TRANSPARENCY? Or controlled narrative?
The congressman criticized the agency’s public statements claiming transparency.
He insisted that the only way to prove that claim is for the DPWH to release the complete internal project database.
🔸 WHAT’S AT STAKE?
These alleged insertions are not mere minor adjustments. They are large-scale allocations that influence infrastructure priorities, regional development, and—ultimately—the use of taxpayer money.
As Luke 8:17 says:
“Nothing is hidden that will not be revealed.”
The DPWH may control the documents —
pero hindi nila makokontrol ang paglabas ng katotohanan.
🔸 THE BIGGER PICTURE
With massive flood control anomalies, rice and onion import controversies, and now the DPWH budget insertion revelations — the Marcos administration faces mounting questions on corruption and unaccountability.
And Leviste’s revelation only adds more pressure.
